Comic transcript

Doris: I'm sending you to the Midnight Kitchen

Your Assignment:

-Act As Royal Advisor To The King

Make Them More Polite And Good

Broccoli :Okay!

Doris: A great EVIL lurks, so DO be careful.

Broccoli: Are you... not coming?

Doris: No. I trust that you can make it on your own

And there will be tea when you get back.

Love you

Broccoli: Love you more

Doris: No you don't…

Broccoli enters a new dimension. It looks suspiciously like someone's kitchen.

broccoli: So... Doris says a great Evil lurks...

Lurkin' hard? or hardly lurkin'?

AHH! H-How'd you Get In Here!?

Waffles: You left the door open

Broccoli: I HAVE BROUGHT EVIL INTO THIS WORLD- WHAT HAVE I DONE THIS IS ALL MY FAULT-

Waffles: FUN FACT! If I do something bad... It is actually MY fault! Not yours

Broccoli: That DOES make sense actually-

Waffles runs away

WAFFLES YOU GET BACK HERE

Waffles hops onto the microwave and gets into the pantry,

Scratch Scratch SLAM!

Waffles: Ew... this place has pantry moths...

Broccoli hops into the pantry themselves.

Hup!

Two moths, Matches and Stewart, block their path.

Matches: HALT TRESPASSER!!

Matches & Stewart: STATE YOUR BUSINESS

Broccoli: I... Am obviously the new royal advisor

Did you both forget I was coming? I shall have to tell the king about this!

Stewart: NO! no, we... remember

Matches: Yeah!

Stewart: We just wanted show you how good we are at being scary guards!

Broccoli: In that case... you did very good! I shall advise the kind to give you the "scariest Guard" award

Matches: I am honoured...

Stewart: what about me?

Broccoli: You'll get there!

Matches: YOUR GRACE! The royal advisor has arrived

Moth King: I HAVE A ROYAL ADVISOR?

Matches: Yes! We are just as surprised as you

Moth King: Well... Unless you are secretly a burlap sack filled with rice, I am afraid there is little you can do to help

We have displeased our dearest TALL GUY And he punishes us with FAMINE

GIFT OF UNDERSTANDING: No food, not ideal.

Broccoli: What's- Oh. who's "Tall Guy?"

Moth king: He is a Guy... who is very Tall! He gives RICE! and also kills us sometimes

Broccoli: He gives you rice?

Moth king: YES He is very good! But we are not good... understand?

Broccoli: I can teach you to be Polite and Good! I have a guide! Now, you have been practicing proper teatime etiquette I take it?

Moth king: WHAT What is... tea?

GASP

Broccoli: Oh we have work to do...

Moth king: DEAREST CITIZENS OF THE PANTRY, your king is COMPLETELY OUT OF IDEAS! so... please do whatever this weird bug says for the next 24 hours.

Moth #1: Okay!

Moth #2: Sure

Stewart: why not?

Broccoli: HELLO How is the weather?

Today I am going to teach you how to make tea the polite and good way! First you need HOT HOT water

Then you add Leaves!

Matches: we don't have any leaves!

Broccoli: That's Okay! If you steep anything in hot water, it is technically tea

Finally add HONEY but only if you are a weenie

we are ALL weenies

WE HAVE DONE IT! Once Tall Guy sees how POLITE and GOOD you are, he will STOP the famine, and treat you all with the love and respect you deserve!

Matches: This fellow has too many fruit in their cake

Stewart: Oh yes, too many

Matches: They just turned our food into worse food

we all know what tall guy wants!

Stewart: right! Kindnes-

Matches: Ritual sacrifice

Broccoli: now we teatime until his arrival!

Stewart: Hey... Do you have a place to stay tonight?

Broccoli: Yeah. I'm stayin' here until Tall guy shows up...

stewart: come with me

Broccoli: Okay.