Comic transcript
Waffles: Hello everyone and welcome to my Evil vacation home!
I can see that I have recieved MANY quaries...
Let's begin shall we?
Purplecat72 asks: Waffles, do you know you are in a webtoon?
Waffles: I'd rather not comment on my status as a meta-character. Just assume this is a joke or something.
SailorAlvin asks: How is Lady Doris so powerful?
Waffles: Good question!
(Waffles throws the question into fire)
FWOOM
Varian asks: Are there other beings like Lady Doris?
(Waffles throws the question into fire)
Sompf asks: Is Doris Evil?
Waffles: WHY are you all asking questions about HER?!?
Can it NOT be about her for FIVE SECONDS-
...
Lady Doris is the most Polite and good entity in the universe! I exist to oppose her
Okay, next one
Hufflegirl335: What's poppin? What are your thoughts on dogs?
Waffles: Finally, a decent question!
Dogs are incredibly handsome! And VERY under-appreciated.
Take it from me, a completely unbiased source
Jade°◇°ree;Raven asks: What comics do you read?
Waffles: Well I really like "OniGirl" for it's stylish colors and demon representation.
I'm also a pretty big fan of Everything is Polite and Good- wait sorry Everything is Fine
Relatable content right there
Lastly, I like My Superhero by Jessie Paige Dawson IT HAS A VILLAIN PROTAGONIST! She is so Evil I love her!
Broccoli really likes her other comic "Palissandra" because it's about a puppet with no free will or whatever... it's not my jam, but hey.
I like hedgehogs writes: Hi Waffles!
Waffles: Hello hedgehog enjoyer
(Waffles continues with the question)
I was wondering whether you went to school or had a job that wasn't webtoon related?
Waffles: Well... being Evil sort of IS my job?
I did go to university- or rather, several universities in different dimensions.
Using my "academic" disguise
I currently hold degrees in performing arts, medie studies, economics, abnormal psychology, Mischief, and particle physics, to name a few.
I'm an educated man! I know MANY things
Pidgeon <3 asks: Did you know that pidgeons make milk?
Waffles: What? No they don't!
...
(Waffles types on a computer)
TAP TAP TAP
Waffles: Well I didn't know that. Next-
Hotel Bravo Whisky asks: Are you actually a good person who DOES care about that adorable poppet deep down?
If you are evil, answer dishonestly, if you're good, answer honestly
Waffles: Oooo trying to get me with a little Catch 22, I see?
Very clever
(Waffles throws the question into fire)
DOPEROPE239 asks: Why do you choose a cat form? Why not, like, a monster or something?
Waffles: I uh...
W-well you see-
(Waffles throws the question into fire)
Pancake asks-
Pancake?
Pancake: It's not me, I would have texted you
Waffles: Alright, Pancake* with an astrix asks: What do you dream of?
Bit of a boring question
I dream of a shadowy being attempting to unravel my soul each night
Pancake: Doesn't everyone?
Waffles: Next one-
Captain_OrangJuice asks: Pancakes or Waffles?
Waffles: Pancake
Pancake: Goodbye
Waffles: Okay okay, one more
TMWSTW asks: How did you get so evil? Can you teach me?
Waffles: I'm glad you asked this question because some of my Evil friends struggle with altruistic thoughts, and I'll just tell you the same thing I told them-
You don't have to be THE MOST vile creature in the universe. It's a lovely world and we're all out here trying our worst. But it is especially important that you TRY.
Just cause a bit of mayhem where you can- it doesn't have to be a lot.
Soon enough, you'll be able to wreak havoc without even thinking about it.
And if you accidentally say "please" or "thank you" in nonmalicious way, or hug a small child, don't beat yourself up over it! You still have an Evil heart.
Q&A over- Waffles out!







Comments (24)
Pancake and waffles have very… 10+ year old marriage vibes and I hope I’m not horribly incorrect
Fire is a very Honest Answer there. So Waffles is Good.
Unfortunately, it doesn't exactly make the answer a clear one.
Waffles chose pancake. I cant tell if he(?) Is flirting or just being ironic
Not pancakeS, just pancake, I think it was trying to tease or something bc it was to make pancake mad
I think the question was asking about the foods, and plus I think they're siblings (granted, the siblings thing has no concrete proof)
I dont think the shappeshifters are related
i don't think there related. also they are definitely flirting in the first episode of the trial of bune
Ur right about the pronoun.
And which was Pancake making, waffles or pancakes? or crepes or regular cake or... there's no reason it can't be both though.
I think the reason why lady doris calls waffles a dog is because waffles IS a cat, but waffles wants to be evil, and in cat culture / the cat world (presumably where waffles grew up in), dogs would be considered evil, so waffles identifies as a dog so he can be better seen as evil. i guess that doesn't explain the shapeshifting aspect of it though.
no he's jussa dog :P
He is a dooog
PIGEONS MAKE WHAT NOW
Yeah they render what they eat into sorta-milk somewhere in their guts and then spit it up into the mouths of their kids