Comic transcript

Broccoli lays in their room, humming to themselves.

Broccoli: Wow, I sure do love my room. It is very private.

Waffles is shown.

Broccoli: Except Waffles is also here. But that is okay. He can be here if he wants.

Broccoli starts to frown.

Broccoli: Hey Waffles? I kind of feel...not good.

Waffles: Bad?

Broccoli: No... The usual. I can't stop thinking about all the stuff I saw... It was fine when I didn't know about it but...

Broccoli turns to their shadow, which is holding the Godkiller Knife.

Broccoli: Oh, it's probably for the best that I keep to myself. Everything is ideal... After all...

Waffles: Wanna do crime?

Broccoli: No Waffles. I don't wanna do crime... I am VERY Polite and also Good... I just...

Broccoli makes a cute face and squishes their cheeks.

Broccoli: ...wanna go outside a little.

Waffles: Well, you are forbidden from doing that.

Broccoli sticks out their tongue at Waffles defiantly.

Broccoli: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!

Broccoli walks over to a drawer and pulls out the Godkiller Knife, which they use to make a tear in the fabric of space. They find themselves in the jacket pocket of a large humanoid fish wearing a suit, who is currently crying.

Fish: WHAT? WHO'S THERE? MY EYES AREN'T SO GOOD

Broccoli: NO WAY! Your eyes are BEAUTIFUL!

Fish: OH UM THANKS. I CAN'T STOP CRYING. I HAVE TO GO TO THE BIG DANCE

Broccoli: why?

Fish: I DON'T HAVE TO GO, I GUESS I COULD STAY HERE AND CRY

Broccoli: Are those your only two options?

Fish: YEAH. MY MOM SAYS I NEED TO MEET NEW PEOPLE. BUT LIKE I'M REALLY SCARED OF THE BIG DANCE, WHAT DO I DO?

Waffles: You should go! Being Uncomfortable is in fashion these days.

Fish: OH MAN, I-IS IT REALLY?

Broccoli: No it's not! He's making that up I bet. You can find friends in many less scary places.

Fish: OKAY! YEAH!

The fish starts swimming through space with Broccoli on his back. He encounters a Square.

Square: OH, HELLO, AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?

Fish: OH I WAS JUST - JUST PASSING THROUGH HAHA

Suddenly, a building labelled "the big dance" starts calling out to the fish.

Building: LENNY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Lenny (Fish): OH NO.

The building transforms into a mass of large eyes and shadow-like arms, the entrance becoming the creature's mouth with very sharp teesh.

Building: NO ONE IGNORES THE BIG DANCE

Lenny starts swimming away.

Lenny: YOU MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE

Broccoli: SWIM FASTER!

Broccoli gets grabbed by the building creature.

Broccoli: WAFFLES! HELP!

Waffles throws the Godkiller Knife at the creature, almost hitting Broccoli.

Waffles: Sorry. I meant to kill you.

Broccoli doesn't react. They grab the knife and free themselves by cutting the arm that was holding them.

Broccoli: LENNY WISHES TO BE ELSEWHERE!

Building: WHY WOULD HE EVEN WISH THAT, I AM VERY FUN FRIENDLY AND COOL!

Broccoli: Prove it.

The building slams into Broccoli with one of its arms, sending them flying into a red void.

Broccoli [thinking]: That could have gone better... At least Lenny's ok.

It's just more red void…

Broccoli [thinking]: Gee this is a lot of red...

Doris' hand shoots out of a tear in the fabric of space, grabbing Broccoli.