<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2026 18:52:03 -0700 item_3815 PRMaster that is weird

]]> Mon, 02 Mar 2026 12:08:08 -0700 item_3536 Floating Chameleon They would have to be fake memories, something that was born with you, or that you started to believe at a point in your life.

]]> Thu, 26 Feb 2026 08:36:34 -0700 item_3484 Graveyard Kitten I’ve always not existed. I dunno about you but existing seems pretty scary.

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 08:57:16 -0700 item_3342 fèidh so glad my friend made me read this, is so fun!

]]> Wed, 11 Feb 2026 08:14:31 -0700 item_3144 Mr. Carrot Is it possible to remember a time when one did not exist?

]]> Mon, 09 Feb 2026 03:30:59 -0700 item_3000 Kapiokai Hmmmm... that's one way to put it. :confused:

]]> Sun, 08 Feb 2026 14:40:22 -0700 item_2936 youralterego I also didnt exist once, but i forgor

]]> Sat, 07 Feb 2026 00:24:01 -0700 item_2884 IWishToRemainNameless Broccoli's right, it is really weird that there's things

]]> Fri, 06 Feb 2026 15:08:30 -0700 item_2870 Ralfds We all existed before being born, and we will keep existing, we were souls in God's realm

]]> Tue, 03 Feb 2026 04:03:19 -0700 item_2750 Asprinly POV:

You are now consciously existing right now

]]> Mon, 02 Feb 2026 05:09:53 -0700 item_2706 Pyromalleus that was really funny. it is weird to think that I've not existed for infinitely longer than I've existed.

]]> Sun, 01 Feb 2026 23:51:01 -0700 item_2705 Fire. Chez.kraker Epik comic i love it:laugh::grin:

]]> Mon, 26 Jan 2026 04:50:22 -0700 item_2409 Aden Pines From you of course!! :3

]]> Fri, 02 Jan 2026 01:47:46 -0700 item_2222 ShadowVanilly Yes

]]> Sat, 15 Nov 2025 11:43:21 -0700 item_2149 pigeon517 did you know that pigeons make milk?

]]> Thu, 05 Jun 2025 08:39:12 -0700 item_1266 Vumisa Well....

You kinda didn't exist before you did

]]> Tue, 20 May 2025 03:48:07 -0700 item_923 Beetle Employment Person am glad i have never not existed

]]> Mon, 12 May 2025 11:54:41 -0700 item_610 stellatedHexahedron ok i honk-laughed at this one

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