<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2026 18:55:44 -0700 item_3817 anxi it was, indeed, very polite.

]]> Mon, 20 Apr 2026 06:22:11 -0700 item_3808 Graveyard Kitten I wonder what the pink speech bubbles taste like?

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 09:01:21 -0700 item_3344 azzomix am i reply

]]> Thu, 12 Feb 2026 09:46:35 -0700 item_3196 Scorpion517 So do Scorpions.

]]> Wed, 11 Feb 2026 00:50:51 -0700 item_3126 VoidHex women at work!

]]> Mon, 09 Feb 2026 20:01:22 -0700 item_3074 coolguyinsertnumberhere spiber

]]> Wed, 04 Feb 2026 10:37:45 -0700 item_2794 Eden They work

]]> Tue, 03 Feb 2026 21:14:43 -0700 item_2775 HKmyBeloved Wow, a place where I don't have to create an account to comment? Marlevolous!

]]> Sat, 31 Jan 2026 17:36:18 -0700 item_2646 Milk of the pigeon1 Yes

]]> Wed, 28 Jan 2026 21:12:55 -0700 item_2462 DIB PINES I did from you silly! :3

]]> Fri, 02 Jan 2026 01:54:19 -0700 item_2225 DIB PINES Did ya know Pigeons make milk :00

(not the pigeon milk guy)

]]> Fri, 02 Jan 2026 01:53:56 -0700 item_2224 JaxTheMeowscarada Hello bean :]

]]> Mon, 15 Sep 2025 08:07:57 -0700 item_2041 Coolbeans Brogle is non biney also hewo potatoe :]

]]> Mon, 15 Sep 2025 05:15:41 -0700 item_2039 pigeon517 did you know that pigeons make milk?

]]> Thu, 05 Jun 2025 08:43:03 -0700 item_1268 IshmaelTheFoolish Ever since the start I've been so suspicoous of Doris, I just don't trust them. I can't tell what they're hiding and why they're being controlling. I'm glad Broccoli seems to be developing a voice of their own, an identity that whil3 heavily influenced by Doris, still manages to be something with parts that Doris disagrees with

]]> Sun, 25 May 2025 13:19:49 -0700 item_1051 Simón I Really Love how the mmmmmmm goes perfect, the position, the tone, everything is so ~polite~.

]]> Tue, 13 May 2025 12:17:36 -0700 item_645 Potatoes Yum yum

]]> Mon, 12 May 2025 17:44:29 -0700 item_625 AP112 Yum :D

]]> Mon, 12 May 2025 16:10:41 -0700 item_614 odysseus 0f Ithaca N0bOdy you have been living here for as long as you can remember

]]> Sun, 04 May 2025 06:36:20 -0700 item_353 KelOfTheStars Ant.

]]> Fri, 25 Apr 2025 17:37:04 -0700 item_302 JaxTheMeowscarada I love how broccoli eats the polite after dipping it in her tea :D

(Also this is how far I’ve read and I love it already)

(Secret pie your amazing :D)

]]> Fri, 18 Apr 2025 09:49:48 -0700 item_263 thebirdwatchers bro learnt to not leave whitespace /j

]]> Mon, 10 Mar 2025 06:12:15 -0700 item_107 Skoons Broccoli learns politeness

]]> Mon, 03 Mar 2025 10:59:17 -0700 item_73 CyberSpaceDude Waffle lay, thinking of evil

]]> Thu, 27 Feb 2025 19:36:02 -0700 item_49 Secret Pie oof, thanks for letting me know ;-;

]]> Wed, 26 Feb 2025 23:00:24 -0700 item_45 E Just so u know if u didn't, the archive button only works from the comic and home, but not anything else

]]> Wed, 26 Feb 2025 12:38:56 -0700 item_44 E Am replying to your reply

]]> Wed, 26 Feb 2025 12:37:25 -0700 item_43 Secret Pie I am looking to see what replies look like

]]> Fri, 21 Feb 2025 01:30:33 -0700 item_3 Beebobeepboppybop I love dis comic a lot

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