<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Sat, 25 Apr 2026 09:47:17 -0700 item_3822 Coolstuf Leg

]]> Mon, 30 Mar 2026 16:30:41 -0700 item_3719 fish OH MY WORD OLIVE GARDEN

]]> Mon, 30 Mar 2026 11:51:57 -0700 item_3717 veryharry Is the spoilers aisle saying "dance with death"? I'm late to this so the event that is being spoiled probably happened already lol

]]> Wed, 11 Mar 2026 19:27:31 -0700 item_3607 CyberAxies I was scrolling thru a list of comics websites when i discovered this gem. how exciting :wink:

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 14:04:34 -0700 item_3366 Graveyard Kitten Worlds on sale....

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 10:54:53 -0700 item_3360 Lawrence "Waffles. No. Remember your budget Waffles." Waffles looked so happy in the isle of fish that call you mean names.

]]> Tue, 17 Feb 2026 17:21:52 -0700 item_3297 ac olive garden is a a spoiler to a olive caricter, who is important to the story

]]> Tue, 10 Feb 2026 07:35:14 -0700 item_3087 PurpBug THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!

]]> Sun, 01 Feb 2026 14:27:20 -0700 item_2683 PurpBug clean up in aisle 62j#7

]]> Sun, 01 Feb 2026 14:24:12 -0700 item_2682 Lilly Spoilers aisle lol :laugh:

]]> Sat, 31 Jan 2026 02:26:47 -0700 item_2613 Atlas So, this is an Everything Store, right? If it has everything, does it have an Everything Store in it? Does that have another Everything Store in it? Inception??????

]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2026 11:39:53 -0700 item_2487 Milkoftjepigeon Now I do buddy, now I do

]]> Wed, 28 Jan 2026 22:23:13 -0700 item_2471 Jelly some of the stuff in the spoilers section corresponds to future events that happened in the comic which i can figure out, but waffles in a cage? what will happen to waffles.....

]]> Sun, 11 Jan 2026 07:44:34 -0700 item_2331 Pigeon157 did you know that pigeons make milk

]]> Tue, 06 Jan 2026 13:27:44 -0700 item_2291 rutabaga *overly dramatic gasp* GYIQGIUYGUYIGYUGAYO NOT RGB

]]> Fri, 21 Nov 2025 11:36:12 -0700 item_2171 am158 I don't recognize them. What is it supposed to be? (I'm rereading rn)

]]> Sun, 09 Nov 2025 11:27:02 -0700 item_2108 am158 THIS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE WHOLE SERIES!!!!!

bummer the resolution is so bad...

]]> Sun, 09 Nov 2025 11:26:28 -0700 item_2107 several opossums actually, thats legs.

]]> Tue, 21 Oct 2025 15:01:20 -0700 item_2081 Jerach The image resolution is really small on this page. Did something happen?

]]> Wed, 06 Aug 2025 11:03:00 -0700 item_1928 Fishy prince I like sucre

She is a fish

I like fish

Sucre!!!

]]> Sat, 02 Aug 2025 20:07:33 -0700 item_1905 Kaela Opalheart Guys.... the donuts. the donuts hanging off the spoilers banner. look at the colors...

]]> Tue, 03 Jun 2025 22:02:54 -0700 item_1253 CallmeJavi Javi was here

]]> Sat, 24 May 2025 18:16:10 -0700 item_1042 SPIDERS ARE CUTE I'm rereading and just notest the doll in the spoilers aisle

]]> Wed, 14 May 2025 09:01:49 -0700 item_700 AP112 The chained to the cart reminds me of PJO sea of monsters

]]> Mon, 12 May 2025 16:34:16 -0700 item_619 Guest Spoiler aisle... Waffle in a cage? Looks like just one, but it might be more, thus representing Waffles... And a Disco Death Party. The others are probably something that'll be obvious once they're relevant, but 'doll exists'? Not enough information, even with the maybe added context of the sewing thread/tiara right next to it. Assuming they're the part of the same spoiler.

Broccoli could be getting Endless Breadsticks?

Hanging CDs might just be decoration?

Well, who knows... Presumably people who are already caught up and are rereading the comic. :wink:

]]> Sun, 11 May 2025 14:34:02 -0700 item_549 dodecahedronlover i love frank sinatra cardboard cutouts

]]> Sat, 10 May 2025 21:12:37 -0700 item_488 th4nkyoub3n the comic keeps shrinking...

]]> Sat, 12 Apr 2025 19:38:37 -0700 item_237 KelOfTheStars The Olive Garden sign and tiara in the spoiler aisle… I wonder if the other ones mean anything?

]]> Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:23:11 -0700 item_236 El Limonado Hecho Omg the spoilers aisle xD!

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