<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2026 18:48:18 -0700 item_3813 Knikki Oh my ... Lady Doris :O

This is the start of something great ^^

]]> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:02:18 -0700 item_3785 fish I can't explain it but Doris looks so much younger here

]]> Mon, 06 Apr 2026 06:54:13 -0700 item_3744 Waffles Is my dog do you know how to re log into a account

]]> Thu, 26 Mar 2026 12:15:44 -0700 item_3697 PRMaster ideal

]]> Mon, 02 Mar 2026 11:09:47 -0700 item_3535 RaineCloud Oh, or D: It was retconned :P

]]> Sat, 28 Feb 2026 17:56:50 -0700 item_3514 RaineCloud "There is no entropy in the VOID" I've not seen anyone bring up how the tea is boiling off steam, meaning A: There IS entropy in the VOID, and Lady Doris lied, or B: The tea magically produces steam from nothing. (or C: I've fundamentally understood what entropy is) However, Lady Doris is perfectly polite and good, and since lying is very likely NOT polite and good, Lady Doris did not lie and hypothesis A is false!

]]> Sat, 28 Feb 2026 17:33:28 -0700 item_3513 IrisArtist Hey, it’s my first time checking out the series. I was very interested by the videos I randomly saw on YouTube. I don’t know exactly what to expect, but I do know that it’s gonna be ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!

Oh, also very Polite and Good, I suppose.

]]> Sun, 22 Feb 2026 14:17:56 -0700 item_3414 IntuitionExplanationPDHD Broccoli seems to have the same intuition that humans do about goodness; why not about how general things work?

]]> Sat, 21 Feb 2026 14:35:31 -0700 item_3402 Graveyard Kitten ngl I would react that way too

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 08:49:28 -0700 item_3340 The ruler of all things The moon a great floating sphere

]]> Sun, 15 Feb 2026 11:47:23 -0700 item_3254 FanofMC-UA Is that where they get bird milk from?

Actually I don't know what bird milk is. I know a cake called bird milk which was kind of like my favourite cake as a child, but not really because actual bird milk cake has something inedible (for me =]) in it

]]> Sat, 14 Feb 2026 13:36:30 -0700 item_3234 Mr. Carrot When your eyes was opened once too many times

]]> Mon, 09 Feb 2026 01:12:35 -0700 item_2995 Bupperdupper Just finding this gem now after watching a YouTube dubbing, what a BANGER

]]> Sun, 08 Feb 2026 22:09:56 -0700 item_2983 Null I'm already in love with this

]]> Sun, 08 Feb 2026 18:33:17 -0700 item_2972 Gagooreborn "Very polite and good"

-from the dimension of people who stares at you

]]> Sun, 08 Feb 2026 09:48:57 -0700 item_2912 CompressedBreadsticks A reread is truly the most polite and good thing a poppet can do :)

]]> Wed, 04 Feb 2026 16:08:46 -0700 item_2809 lilli wow I really loved the art and way of wording this whole thing :smile:

]]> Wed, 04 Feb 2026 12:50:29 -0700 item_2796 Pyromalleus just got here in 2026, this such a quaint website and i cant wait to read more!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

]]> Sun, 01 Feb 2026 23:43:33 -0700 item_2704 Void what.

]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2026 16:28:53 -0700 item_2580 Kenshi It's adorable and drawings feel so alive, Broccoli is cute :). If there's no enthropy I guess she wouldn't feel the temperature of the tea but it doesnt matter I guess

]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2026 15:14:47 -0700 item_2513 THE no.1 Licorice Cookie fan My friend Noxxee told me to come here

I expected an object comic like Objectified, but this is peak. If broccoli isn't a child than i ship them w the mysterious person

]]> Tue, 06 Jan 2026 14:27:23 -0700 item_2292 Star-Soul4 Nice :3

]]> Sun, 04 Jan 2026 05:30:57 -0700 item_2258 Lady Doris' strongest soldier of course of course...

]]> Wed, 24 Sep 2025 08:17:54 -0700 item_2058 Coolbeans Man I wish this comic had an animated series it would be epic, not to mention have way more fans I reckon

]]> Sun, 14 Sep 2025 06:46:29 -0700 item_2037 ctpm everything is ideal...

]]> Fri, 05 Sep 2025 19:08:04 -0700 item_2005 Tealover927 Surely doris can't be polite and good, after all, hot tea is quite bad.

]]> Wed, 18 Jun 2025 14:43:43 -0700 item_1450 Tealover927 Cold tea is objectively superior to hot tea.

]]> Wed, 18 Jun 2025 14:37:34 -0700 item_1449 Elijah This kind of thing makes me happy.

Wish more people shared this sort of love.

Happy with your work, and that you are well.

]]> Wed, 18 Jun 2025 10:06:42 -0700 item_1439 Codsfish What a cute first chapter! I wish broccoli all the happiness and shenanigans and answers that they could ever want <3

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