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chaoticpoliteness

Sun, 03 May 2026 01:30:37 -0700

i like sleeping on the floor too sometimes,sometimes the ceiling too

Waffles Is my dog

Sat, 25 Apr 2026 10:00:39 -0700

Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

Broglite

Sun, 15 Mar 2026 11:31:02 -0700

Why dose this one have less comments than the others? :huh:

Graveyard Kitten

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 12:47:19 -0700

I, too, am a floor sleeper

JohnLemon

Mon, 09 Feb 2026 09:13:15 -0700

DaRat

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 15:25:14 -0700

::laugh::smile: Doris will be impress :smile::laugh: :tongue:

pigeon wonderer

Sun, 08 Feb 2026 12:19:35 -0700

thank you for continuing the legacy

Milkoftjepigeon

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 22:32:12 -0700

Did you know that pigeons can make milk?

Pikack

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 15:47:03 -0700

slep (very slep)

Pikack

Mon, 26 Jan 2026 15:45:55 -0700

don't have a bed!

OTB

Sun, 04 Jan 2026 12:18:47 -0700

They

Laura Ruseva

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 08:32:45 -0700

why does she want to sleep on the floor

Vee

Tue, 13 May 2025 01:49:19 -0700

To be fair, Brocolli didn't mess it up

Waffles did

Clemonster

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 15:20:42 -0700

doris will be impressed :3