<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Mon, 27 Apr 2026 17:42:53 -0700 item_3837 MemeticHygienist … Dirty boi.

(Non-gendered)

]]> Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:49:48 -0700 item_3832 MemeticHygienist Maybe. Plausibly. But here’s the kicker; I am all but certain that Lady Doris does not know, or refuses to acknowledge that they’re in a comic.

]]> Sun, 26 Apr 2026 17:48:14 -0700 item_3831 fish suit yourself :Tongue:

]]> Thu, 16 Apr 2026 11:04:10 -0700 item_3790 xsx Me too

]]> Tue, 03 Mar 2026 19:08:27 -0700 item_3558 Someonewithapi5 Ohhhhh I just thought that they were depressed

]]> Fri, 27 Feb 2026 02:10:05 -0700 item_3504 MaciejTor Nooo:cry: not rosy maple moth guard!

]]> Wed, 25 Feb 2026 00:29:31 -0700 item_3476 Fireballin17 SUCRE'S BACKSLIDING

OH NO

]]> Tue, 24 Feb 2026 17:30:10 -0700 item_3466 IrisArtist I did not know that wow

]]> Tue, 24 Feb 2026 14:27:41 -0700 item_3459 IrisArtist I am NOT eating her fruit

]]> Tue, 24 Feb 2026 14:26:14 -0700 item_3458 Mr. Carrot That's us going down, Broccoli is going in a downwards spiral

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 15:13:07 -0700 item_3377 Ethereal I think the casino was an angler fish lure

]]> Sun, 15 Feb 2026 17:04:31 -0700 item_3268 tincancanwhatwocancan't *78:f u

@16:FOOD =D FUFUFUFUFFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFOOOOOOOD

*78:stop,I don't want-

%66:YOU TAGHT A CHID A SWEAR, time for you toot to hell

*78:I ment it at the spoiler, f u spoilerheglhdiigighihghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

]]> Sat, 14 Feb 2026 14:34:48 -0700 item_3238 VoidHex B-B-B- Big Shot?!

]]> Fri, 30 Jan 2026 20:16:27 -0700 item_2597 Huchac That is very clever!

]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2026 19:31:16 -0700 item_2534 Atlas ok that's really smart actually

]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2026 14:50:20 -0700 item_2508 Manatheproto OHHH Thats why???

]]> Thu, 29 Jan 2026 13:45:23 -0700 item_2495 FR0Z3NGUTZ SUCRE EVERYTHING WOULDVE BEEN FINE IF YOU DIDN'T RUN INTO THE DIMENSION ISTG

]]> Sun, 27 Jul 2025 19:46:23 -0700 item_1857 PupCatDude So that is why Cats are not allowed.

Also the background gossip is funny!

]]> Sun, 01 Jun 2025 13:35:18 -0700 item_1220 definitely-not-fan-ii NOOOOO THEY HOMESTUCKED BROCCOLI :scared: :scared: /j

]]> Mon, 26 May 2025 13:15:54 -0700 item_1112 Octobob Now I'm quite convinced that Sucre's dada came from the garden land Broccoli was in. Dunno why I didn't think about it before.

]]> Thu, 22 May 2025 22:26:54 -0700 item_1009 Beans What a polite and good fact. Remind us every day please.

]]> Tue, 13 May 2025 21:29:47 -0700 item_684 Tywin Pibbeds There's a wild sniper on the loose. This for some reason reminds of Hiveswa-*bang*

]]> Tue, 13 May 2025 15:52:59 -0700 item_663 Joyeniyi Boo

]]> Sun, 11 May 2025 09:23:05 -0700 item_530 Illina help im reading this bc i want a break from reading that but now i feel bad for not reading that TwT

]]> Sat, 10 May 2025 15:00:41 -0700 item_468 katte Homestuck is a webcomic series made by andrew hu- *dies*

]]> Fri, 09 May 2025 22:36:55 -0700 item_431 pigeon517 did you know that pigeons make milk

]]> Wed, 02 Apr 2025 08:16:03 -0700 item_175 Skoons Casinos are really the scariest thing

]]> Fri, 21 Mar 2025 05:30:06 -0700 item_137 KelOfTheStars Wait, if Sucre’s mom is the one who made the rift, where’s Olive?? (Also this just made me realize why Sucre’s mom was so concerned about Waffles at first, she thought he was one of Doris’ cats sent to seal the void, like the others that may or may not have been sliced with a polite machete)

]]> Mon, 17 Mar 2025 09:34:21 -0700 item_135 Noxxee the IRS Do you ever feel like... *they say.*

I dont think they're okay :tongue:

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