<![CDATA[politeandgood.com]]> Commentics Waffles Is my dog Imagine, you wake up in a Wallmart parking lot. You don't remember how you got there, and all you have is 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes 4 pennies in your pockets. You go into the store and ask the cashier “Hey, what can I buy with 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies?” and the cashier says “You have 5 dollars 3 quarters 2 dimes and 4 pennies? That's just enough for a Doovid Meal!” and the cashier hands you a glass of milk, a glass of apple juice, an Uncrustable, and an Epi pen. You eat the Uncrustable, you drink the orange juice, you dip the EpiPen in the milk and eat the EpiPen and then drink the rest of the milk. You go out into the parking lot and outside is the president of the United States, Doovid, and he's cured world hunger.

]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2026 18:50:22 -0700 item_3814 Knikki yeah... I couldnt believe it either

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]]> Wed, 15 Apr 2026 14:08:14 -0700 item_3786 MemeticHygienist Omfg Broccoli is wearing the Tea Boot!!

]]> Thu, 19 Mar 2026 19:12:53 -0700 item_3672 ARandomStringOfCharacters Just found this series wish me luck

]]> Sun, 08 Mar 2026 16:04:49 -0700 item_3591 IrisArtist Tim seems nice

]]> Sun, 22 Feb 2026 14:20:33 -0700 item_3415 Graveyard Kitten How do they know what bones taste like?

]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2026 08:51:35 -0700 item_3341 Mr. Carrot Cute

]]> Mon, 09 Feb 2026 03:29:11 -0700 item_2999 thatguywhoexists whaaaat

]]> Sun, 08 Feb 2026 14:49:29 -0700 item_2937 Naz'tray For a moment I thought Doris was going with the "I am your mother" thing. at least Broccoli should probably keep their hand this time. Don't you just hate such bad parenting behavior?

]]> Sat, 07 Feb 2026 17:27:48 -0700 item_2898 youralterego yeah

]]> Sat, 07 Feb 2026 00:21:44 -0700 item_2883 pigeonluvr420 very cool

]]> Thu, 05 Feb 2026 23:17:21 -0700 item_2831 Potatmo Oh god..

]]> Sat, 31 Jan 2026 08:28:37 -0700 item_2626 Laura Ruseva PIGEON GUYYYY

]]> Mon, 22 Dec 2025 13:31:24 -0700 item_2197 am158 I LOVE THIS COMIC SO MUCH AGGGGHHH

]]> Fri, 07 Nov 2025 16:43:57 -0700 item_2096 Shadow-with-glasses PIGEON GUY!!!

]]> Wed, 24 Sep 2025 08:19:03 -0700 item_2059 Coolguy6969 :laugh: I love this comic

]]> Tue, 22 Jul 2025 19:54:23 -0700 item_1830 Pancake epic mentioned!!!!

]]> Mon, 02 Jun 2025 02:08:40 -0700 item_1231 Nesoodles https://www.audubon.org/news/pigeon-milk-nutritious-treat-chicks

]]> Mon, 19 May 2025 05:14:07 -0700 item_905 Sweet meh lon Wait how does that work i thought birds regurgitate food. Where would the milk come out of they dont have breasts, is it like platypuses do they sweat milk?

]]> Sat, 10 May 2025 08:17:57 -0700 item_438 odysseus 0f Ithaca N0bOdy GASP THE PIGEON GUY IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> Sun, 04 May 2025 06:31:03 -0700 item_352 pigeon517 did you know tat pigeons make milk

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