Comic transcript
Broccoli: Alright It's ocean time!
Waffles and Broccoli make it back to the water
YES
Broccoli: It is time to get wet.. on purpose
Broccoli carefully walks into the water
Broccoli: Hey I... actually like this!
Broccoli is swimming around
Broccoli: Hey look at me! I'm in a whole Ocean!
Something grabs them by their hand
!!
Broccoli: WAAH!
Broccoli is pulled underwater
Broccoli sees that the one to pull them was Sucre
Broccoli: SUCRE!
Sucre: BROGLEY
Broccoli: SUCRE! What are you doing in the ocean??
Sucre: I AM A MERMAID!
Broccoli: OH YEA I FORGOT-
Broccoli and Sucre hug
SQUEESH
Broccoli: I missed you LOTS
Sucre pinches Broccoli's face
SFX: pinch
Sucre: I MISSED YOUR SQUISHY FACE!
Sucre: AND sire also missed you
Sucre pulls out siren
Broccoli: woaw
Sucre: Hey is your cat-
Broccoli: dog
Sucre: is he here too
Broccoli: Yes! Him plus an extradimensional guest
Broccoli: A L S O I need to go back to the surface like NOW
Sucre: WAIT- I thought you didn't need to breathe
Broccoli: I don't-but they don't know that!
Broccoli: They're probably worried sick
Student still stands blindfolded on the beach
Student: ...
Waffles is punching a lobster with his paw
WHAP WHAP
Broccoli and Surce emerge out of the water
Broccoli: HEY GUYS!
Sucre: whoa...
Sucre: who is THAT?
Student: who is THAT?
Broccoli/Student: Oh this is that guy from my dreams I was telling you about
Sucre's fin changes to legs
Sucre/Student: she looks kinda familiar…
Student takes on the appearance of Sucre
Sucre/Student: WAIT I KNOW THIS THING!
Sucre/Student: This is one of those creatures that turns into your deepest fear!
Sucre/Student: My biggest fear is…
Sucre/Student: wearing an uncool hat!
Broccoli: That's super dumb
Sucre: YOU'RE SUPER DUMB
Sucre drops down onto the sand in front of Waffles
WHUMP!
Sucre: BABY MAN!
Waffles scratches Sucre
Sucre: ...
Sucre: OW!
Broccoli: He likes his space,Sucre
Waffles: FOOLISH GIRL!
Waffles: Last time we met in neutral territory, so I forgive your ignorance
Waffles: I am WAFFLES ABADDON, harbinger of chaos, most EVIL being in the universe
Sucre: Whoa! You actually identify as EVIL?
Waffles: no!
Waffles: I don't "identify" as Evil-
Waffles: I AM EVIL
Sucre: are you sure?
Waffles: wh-
Waffles: YES!
Waffles: I frequently do Evil things Like SCRATCH and BITE AND KNOCK THINGS OVER!
Sucre: well yeah!
Sucre: you're a teensy little hunter!
Sucre: with a natural curiosity
Sucre: You're just doing what's in your nature!
Sucre:and if you're just doing what's in your nature are you really Evil?
Broccoli: OOOOOhhh! I never thought about it that way!
Waffles: HOW DARE YOU?
Waffles: I CHOOSE TO BE EVIL
Waffles: I have urges to do Good ALL THE TIME
Waffles: and I ignore ALL OF THEM!
Broccoli: you have urges to do good?
Waffles: ...
Waffles: ...
Waffles starts sweating and runs into the bushes
Waffles: I AM GOING TO GO COMMIT A CRIME NOW GOODBYE!
Broccoli: how have you been by the way?
Sucre gets nervous and recalls many other questions she got
Sucre: You don't wanna hear about any of THAT boring junk-
Broccoli: boring?
Sucre: What about you huh? what's up with you?
Broccoli: sucre is everyhing ok-
Sucre: OH YOU KNOW WHAT?
Sucre: You know what?
Sucre: You know what?
Sucre: know what?
Sucre: we should have a SLEEPOVER
Broccoli: Sucre, I can't
Sucre: you CANT?
Sucre: Then why are you even here??
Broccoli: unfortunately I'm not here to visit you
Broccoli: I'm on a dangerous mission from Lady Doris
Broccoli: It's kind of a long story
Sucre: I like long stories!
Sucre: You should tell me ALL about your MAGIC ADVENTURES and SPARE NO DETAILS!
Broccoli and Sucre sit on the beach Sucre looks shaken up
Sucre: Broccoli what the heck
Sucre: Yeah it's a lot
Broccoli: Olive could be anywhere-any dimension-and I don't even have my Knife so I can't travel without Lady Dori's permission
Broccoli: and even if I could, where would I even START LOOKING?
Sucre: I have an idea...
Broccoli: what?
Sucre: we should have a sleepover
Broccoli: Sucre did you hear ANYTHING I JUST SAID
Sucre: YES!
Sucre: BROCCOLI give yourself a BREAK!! you literally DIED!
Sucre: You really wanna go on another high stakes deadly mission?
Broccoli: of course not-
Sucre: Then DONT!
Broccoli: I can't run away from my problems Sucre!
Sucre: Yes you can
Sucre: Did you eat today?
Broccoli: No
Broccoli: Did you?
Sucre: No.
Broccoli: I woud like to have a sleepover
Sucre: YEAH YOU WOULD!
They walk into the swamp leaving Student on the beach
Broccoli: Oh I forgot I actually did eat today
Sucre: what?
Broccoli: I ate some gum
Sucre: You mean you chewed some gum
Broccoli: no I ate it
Sucre: wow
Comments (24)
the parallels between Sucre talking about waffles not really being evil and the bunny court case scene
The text behind "I'm on a dangerous mission from Lady Doris" was something like "and I'm ______ looking for a talking tree"
Can someone decipher what it says, and the bubble above it??
i think it might say unofficially in the blank spot
I thought it said "and I'm unsuccessfully looking for a talking tree" but I'm not sure
I think its says affably, personally.
"I really missed you lots"
"And I'm unofficially looking for a talking tree"
im pretty sure it's unfortunately
thats what i said!
they’re both so stupid (affectionate)
They ate gum
THEY ATE GUM!??
They ate gum
They....ate gum?
Honestly one of my favorite character interactions in anything ever
This is my favourite episode in all of the soup