Comic transcript
Sucre, Broccoli, Student and Waffles arrive at Sucre's house via shopping cart
Sucre: Here we are!
A creature made of kelp with a lily pad on its head comes out of the water
Broccoli is scared
Sucre: This is my dad
Broccoli: Oh
Sucre's dad: Hi sweetie! I got ya a little something
Sucre's dad hands her a snail shell
Sucre: A SNAIL!
Sucre: YAY!
Sucre puts the snail shell on Broccoli's head
Broccoli: You're... not from around here are you?
Sucre's dad: Oh ho ho! I am not. I'm from another dimension, if you can believe it!
Broccoli: You're not supposed to be here
Sucre's dad: OH HO HO! well they're a little rude but I'm proud of your for finally bringing home a friend, Sucre
Sucre's dad: And they're not even imaginary!
Sucre seems very uncomfortable
Broccoli: It's so cool you think I am not imaginary! I LIKE YOU NOW HA HA
They all enter Sucre's home, its filled strange objects art, weapons, creatures, books and statues.
Sucre's dad: make yourself at home
A two headed goose approaches Broccoli
Broccoli: GOOSES!
Sucre: It's actually geese
Geese: HONK HONK
Student turns their head into a Goose
Student: HONK!
Geese: ...
The Geese run away
Broccoli and Sucre: hahahahahaha
Broccoli: Sucre your house is full of so many SHINY OBJECT and EXOTIC BIRDS!
Sucre: Yeah- cause my mom has a lot of money
Broccoli: Did she just, like, find it somewhere?
Sucre: prolly
Broccoli: WHAT'S THAT?
Broccoli points a shiny gem bunny
Sucre: A cool rock
Broccoli: And THAT?
Broccoli points at a copy of the all time classic Paul Blart-Mall Cop
Sucre: An ancient artifact from the RUINS
Broccoli: Incredible...
Sucre: MOM'S HOME!
Sucre's mom enters the house wearing a divers suit covered in blood
Sucre's mom: Oh Broccoli! How nice of you to visit! I was wondering when-
Sucre's mom notices Waffles
Broccoli: Hello Mrs. Sucres's mom! How is the weather?
Sucre's mom: What is this creature you have brought into my house, Broccoli?
Broccoli: um...A dog?
Sucre's mom: Oh...Are you sure?
Broccoli: Yes- I have it on Polite and Good authority
Sucre's mom: ... huh... I thought it was something else
Sucre: HEY MOM CAN BROCCOLI-
Sucre's mom: Yes. There's blankets in the upstairs closet.
Sucre's mom is going down to the basement, Student has copied her appearance
Sucre's mom: Order pizza or something- And tell Lotus to come down to the basement with the first aid-
Sucre: PIZZA? Broccoli we are gonna have so much fun together and you're gonna relax SO HARD
Broccoli: For real?
Sucre: FOR REAL.
Broccoli and Sucre have a Roach Fashion Show
Sucre and Student stack donuts on a T-posing Broccoli
Waffles: what are y'all even doing?
Waffles joins in on the fun
Broccoli opens the portal to their room
Sucre explores around and tries to touch a universe globe
Broccoli and Sucre lie together watching TV and eating pizza
Super Evil Guy on The TV: FOOLISH SPACE PRINCESS! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME! And NOW using my UNLIMITED POWER I will give every puppy in the galaxy A TERMINAL ILLNESS
Space Princess: No Omnipotent man! Why would you even do that?
Omnipotent man: My goals are simply beyond your understanding
Space Princess: Understand THIS you MONSTER!
Space Princess shoots Omnipotent man with a rainbow gun
Broccoli: why must space Princess and Omnipotent man FIGHT! she should at least try to understand him
Sucre: Broccoli- Broccoli he's gonna give every puppy in the galaxy a terminal illness
Broccoli: I'm sure he's just misinformed. He said he wasn't Evil, after all
Sucre: Dude
Narrator: Lucky for our intreped space Princess, Omnipotent man's ONLY FEAR is, RAINBOWS But with her enemy defeated, can she still make it to PROM in time?
Space Princess makes it to prom
Space Princess: Am I late?
Space Princess's friend: Oh hey Dallas? What are you wearing?
Dallas: Oh Quasars! I forgot to change out of my Space Military Uniform Now everyone will know i'm not a real human!
Broccoli: what's a human?
Sucre: Oh uh... I'll catch you up on the lore later
Space Princess's friend: You're a fashion disaster!
The dialogue from the TV show blends into the background
Broccoli: Why not now? I mean we've already seen this episode anyw-
Sucre: later
Broccoli: But-
Sucre: QUIET THIS PART'S IMPORTANT!
Space Princess: You're the best friends a weirdo like me could ask for!
Puppy: BARK!
Sucre: Broccoli, do you have a lot of friends?
Broccoli: Oh I have soooo many friends. There's You, Lady Doris, Stewart and the Moth King, LENNY, Fred, Gelatinous Space Cube, Beettle Boy, Sneepsnorp Bingle, Naruto
Sucre: Are you making some of these up?
Broccoli: no.
Broccoli winks
Sucre: How... Did you go about aquiring these friends
Broccoli: By bein a silly little guy! Just clownin' ya know?
Sucre: I see...
TV: We will return to space princess after THESE MESSAGES
Broccoli: Oh! By the way I have a holiday gift for you
Sucre: for what holiday?
Broccoli: It's "I met U day
Sucre: like-like the anniversary? of when we met
There is dialogue from a TV ad in the background
Broccoli: YEAH!
Broccoli opens a portal to their room a puts their hand through it
Broccoli: Prepare to be GIFTED
Sucre: Is it a sweater?
Broccoli: It's A SWEATER!
Broccoli pulls out a blue sweater with a candy design
Broccoli: I tried to capture your essence
Sucre: OHMYGOSH MY ESSENCE. LEMME TRY-
Sucre touches the sweater
Broccoli: YOU DONT LIKE IT-
Sucre: no! I mean... it's...This texture is... um...
Sucre looks closely at the sweater its knitting is made up of strange symbols
Sucre: what even is this?
Broccoli: I just knit the way Doris taught me! so you gonna wear it?
Sucre: I'm sorry Broccoli, this texture is too geometrically upsetting
Broccoli gets sad
Sucre: BUT I LIKE IT A LOT THOUGHT! I am... I AM STAPLING IT TO MY WALL!
Sucre staples the sweater to her wall
KA-CHUNK KA-CHUNK
Broccoli: oh oK. Thank you very much for inviting me over I really needed this...
Sucre: me too... I MEAN YOU'RE WELCOME HA HA
Broccoli: I still feel... Kinda bad about eating pizza and watching TV...
Sucre: Don't! It's only for one night
Broccoli lies down to sleep
Broccoli: Yeah... Just one night














Comments (42)
Seeing Sucre's mom covered on blood and holding a machette makes me feel a certain kind of way 😳
MARMALADE…. MARMALADE NO
same here but i am POLITELY chaotic.....theres a difference.....i think? also lets go lesbians,nice,yay same here gurl
IM HEARING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Sucre is neurodivergent confirmed, lol
Sucre is the neurodivergent icon we all deserve
AGREED
True, though perhaps it has to do with Doris' proprietary knitting patterns.
Her knitting patterns are so polite and good, they send everything else into introspective thought (sharply), when they touch it
OMG SUCRE IS THE BEST FRIEND EVER ANF ALSO YESSSSS SENSORY ISSUE REP FINALLY LIKE HONESTLY PPL WITH THEM GET SO DEMONISED IRL THIS RLLY VALIDATES THEM AND FIRJVIENCH4 THEY CAME UP WITH A SOLUTION TOO AND THEY ALL HAD A BLAST IT WAS SWEET AND I FEEL SAD SUCRE IS LONELY AND FEELS AS IF THEY CANT EASILY MAKE FRIENDS
SO 2 things,
1: brogli thinks its nice that sucres dad thinks hes real (meaning that either brogli doesnt think hes real, or that he just likes the reassurance of existing)
2: OMNIPOTENT MAN has the same 3 rings as were on the god killer blade before it was covered by the cat sticker, and brogli just wants to understand OMNIPOTENT MAN before stopping the bad thing, and we now know that doris is omnipotent aswell.
CHEEKY THIRD THING: sucres dads red eye may mean that doris was looking through his eye since the colour changed in the next frame before turning back to red.
Broglis a they them
omnipotent man wants to give all dogs a terminal illness, we know of one dog and that dog is evil; doris is the only omnipotent thing we know of and in RGB we saw an IV tube suggesting a terminal illness
Broccoli is non binary, they literally have a non binary flag and when they meet Sucray (forgive my spelling lol) they say they aren't a boy or a girl
Apparently broccoli is friends with naruto thats cool. Man i love this webcomic its like 2 am rn been readin it last few hours.
Same oomfie.
Mood
OMG SAME!!! I started reading at some time around 7pm, and it's now 00:35
I think secre's mom knows about the cats because they asked what they were holding but calmed down when they said it was a dog