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Due forth, I believe I should present to you the vehement agreement, also known as the bald clause.

The bald clause is simple.

I shave you bald.

That's it.

Please do not resist this.

I'm not sure if bald is polite or good, sorry.

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do you like broccoli soup?

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Why make soup out of Broccoli :(

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Soup not made of broccoli, soup of broccoli would be rice. :D

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*whispers conspiratorially to broccoli* so, what’s your least favourite thing about lady Doris? >:3

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Let's not be conspiratorial about it; there's no need. Least favorite doesn't mean 'hate', it doesn't even need to mean 'dislike' - it is simply the part that is the lowest on the favorite list, which must by the evil laws of math exist. That *could* be so low that it falls into dislikes, but it doesn't have to.

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very polite and good of you

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The Polite and Evil laws of MATH do not necessarily guarantee a lowest element on Broccoli's list of favorite things about Lady Doris, since such a list could be infinite. This is likely the case, as Lady Doris is the supreme Polite and Good being in this reality.

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hey broccoli, what are cats?

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Hi Broccoli! You are an amazing being! I'm glad you've made some friends. If you were to create a story, what would it be about?

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