My life was kind of falling apart for like three different reasons but I am fine now. I'll try to get the hiatus announcement out as soon as I can but I have a lot of unpacking to do.
Sorry for the long long wait
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Broccoli: Um... hello there! How is the weather?
You guys sent me a LOT of questions!
Like...
... too many
Waffles, did you get this many?
Waffles: I got twice as many. I'm far more popular than you
Broccoli: Alright well... let's begin
William Bryant asks: Do you have a last name?
Oh, I actually do I think!
You see some people call Lady Doris the um...
Queen of Everything
So that would make me the...
Broccoli of Everything
Nikolas Blood asks: What is your favorite number?
Mmm...
Four!
Majkellis asks: Do you fancy some biscuits with your tea? If so, which ones are your favorite?
Haha, yuah I do actually
My favorites are...
BUTTERMILK BISCUITS & MUSHROOM GRAVY
Pour the gravy on the biscuits-
Then you just dunk it right in the tea...
Delicious
Pigeon517 asks: Did you know that Pigeons make milk?
Waffles: Oh brother...
This guy again?
Broccoli: Haha, do they actually?
Waffles: yeah, look it up
Broccoli: Neat!
Waffles: Does this not... disturb you?
Broccoli: No
What's so wrong about a parent bird feeding it's little birdlings?
Waffles: Nothing I just- I mean it's gross that they gotta do it like that
Broccoli: GROSS?
Student: Gross?
Waffles: Yeah, why do they do it like that!
Broccoli: It's just nature, Waffles!
Student: It is just nature
Broccoli: It's nothing to be ashamed of
Student: You, too, are an animal...
Waffles: ALRIGHT OKAY!
Geez...
Broccoli: DangrNoodlr asks: Broccoli, did you know someone's definition of Good can be different from yours?
And from Lady Doris?
Haha, yes.
I'm well aware that other people can be wrong
StarBagel asks: Don't you think it's unfair for Lady Doris to be the ultimate authority on all things Polite and Good?
What has she done to earn this position
Broccoli:
Well... she made the whole universe... So like... That.
She quite literally invented the concepts of Politeness and Goodness
She also invented the concept of fairness so it's hardly unfair!
Even if it does... feel that way sometimes...
LilacTheCat<3 asks: Broccoli are you okay?
Sure
Dear (formal sounding non-binary title) Broccoli, did you ever go see Suzie's therapist and have you ever considered going to therapy?
Sincerely, William (that is not my real name)
That'd be Mx. Pronounced like "Mix."Used in place of Mr. or Ms.
Also her name is Sucre, Pronounced "Sue-cray"
To answer your question... no. Haven't considered it really
Unlike Sucre, I do not have a "mental illness."
I am very normal
Waffles: You should go to therapy
Student: You should go to therapy
Broccoli: Deniel Tal-Or asks: What will Student do once he knows Everything?
Mmm... I don't know!
Student what'll you do?
Student: Do?
...
Rest...
Broccoli: Aw... that's nice
Breadboi asks: how are you so cute?
Oh stop
C0ntent Deleted asks: do you have a crush on Sucre?
Gooness Gracious!
It is not Polite and Good to crush people. I would never do this
Especailly not my beloved Sucre
The nerve of some people...
Onyxflower13 asks: Broccoli can you show us more of your outfits?
Heh, I'd love to do a little fashion show-
But someone unraveled all of my CLOTHES!
Student: ...
Pancake: There's a closet full of clothes in the other room. Why don't you try some on?
If it's alright with you, Abaddon
Waffles: Eh... sure
Mi casa es... No es mi casa
Broccoli: HOLY TEATIME!!!
Waffles, you have so many clothes!!!
Waffles: Yes... it appears that I do...
Broccoli: (Trying many different clothes)
Ohoho!
Heh...
BWAH!
Ohohoho Studen!
Can we expact your attendance to tonight's gala?
Student: ...
Can we expect your attendance to tonight's gala?
Broccoli: Not if you're going!
I know you're after my secret jewels!
Students: Those are marbles
Waffles: Son, you're not "Yes, and"-ing right now
Broccoli: Yeah, man
Student: ...
Broccoli: Let's just go back to answering questions
Waffles: Ok...
Broccoli: Emily Asks: What gender are all the characters?
... characters?
Waffles: They mean us, poppet
Broccoli: I resent that.
But I shall answer your question
I'm actually a genderless being. My friend Sucre gave me a whole stripey flag about it
Waffles: Pride flag
Broccoli: Yes a "pride flag"
I don't really know what that is but I think the colors are nice! Don't you?
Waffles, what is your gender?
Waffles: What are you a cop?
Broccoli: Nevermind
Pancake?
Pancake: Why... I am a man!
Broccoli: Very cool!
What about you, Student?
Student: Not a person
Broccoli: ... right
Goodness... I've only answered like 13 questions!
At this rate I'm never going to-
Waffles: Wait just a minute...
TWITCH
THUMP
THUMP
Waffles: I hear footsteps...
Okay Poppet, we gotta go-
Broccoli: What? Why?
Waffles: No time for questions, open the window
Broccoli: Wuh-
Waffles is this... not your house?
Waffles: HA! You think I own property?
Broccoli: Wh-What the... what the heck, man?
Student: What the heck, man?
Pancake: ARE WE BREAKING AND ENTERING?
Owner of the House: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?
Broccoli: I'm so sorry ma'am, I didn't mean to intrude!
Student: Didn't mean to
Waffles: I did
Owner of the House: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

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Comments (71)
also also, i hope you're doing okay pie :(
This is awesome and very polite and good :3 but I also hope you’re doing well ^^ life’s hard sometimes and I get that, so if you need it it’s ok to take a break! We love you Pieeeee 🩷
also omggg the brogley looks so cute in all those ourfitsss
aaaa theyre so silly !!!
Yo focus on your life first, this comic is awesome but id rather you be alive 👍
FOUR IS THEIR FAV NUMBER ???
BUT FOUR IS GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA !!!
Mista’s alt account.
This is objectively true, 3 is followed by 5, and four is like birds.
wut
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Fr
4 because doris, brogle, waffles abbadon: prince of darkness, and student!
I think this may be insulting enough for them to four and not recover you