Comic transcript
Broccoli: wanna get off the shelf-
Sucre LePerdu: Yes.
Broccoli: Hey Sucre?
Sucre LePerdu: Yeah?
Broccoli: Speaking as someone who frequently encounter things which are not real-
How would you rate me in terms of "realness"
Sucre LePerdu: ...
Broccoli: Like, on a scale of one to ten
Sucre LePerdu: Ten.
Broccoli: WHAT!
THAT'S SO HIGH
Sucre LePerdu: I'll ADMIT...
I had my doubts when we first met...
But now there is not a doubt in my mind!
You're the realest, Broccoli!
Broccoli: Ten, gosh...
wait
what would you rate siren?
Sucre LePerdu: Also ten
Broccoli: Is there anything you wouldn't rate a ten?
Sucre LePerdu: I mean...
Not to be rude but... I am a lil suspicious of Student.
Broccoli: Oh! Yeah actually I agree.
Student is no hallucination but...
I certainly don't think it is a person
Sucre LePerdu: DUDE.
We still gotta be nice to her.
Just in case
Broccoli: BUT THEY FREAK ME OUT!
I still don't know what that thing is or why it's here or what it WANTS
I gave it a CUTE YELLOW HAT...
And I invited it for tea
But it's STILL a MONSTER
I'm so stupid
I've been playing HOUSE with a
CREEPY MONSTER!
Sucre LePerdu: Broccoli
That's not stupid
LOOK...
When a wierd shadow starts following you around...
And it won't go away no matter what you do
It's bestto be POLITE...
It'll work out better that way!!!
Broccoli: So... I should
Sucre LePerdu: Apologize to Student
And for goodness sake- put that hat back on!
Broccoli: Did you bring that with you??
Broccoli: Ready to leave this place behind?
Sucre LePerdu: I'll try my best
Broccoli: I'm going to resume my sewing
Instead of pretending like you're supposed to be here, you can help me by creating a distraction
I believe that would be "playing to your strengths."
Sucre LePerdu: Distraction you say?
Sucre LePerdu: I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST!!!
Student: ... (Standing surrounded by unconscious bodies)
Broccoli: Student- d-did you do this?
(Sucre checks for a heart beat)
BA-DUMP
Sucre LePerdu: Broccoli they're all asleep!
Broccoli: WHAT?
Swordfish person: snooore...
Broccoli: Oh...
I-I see
Student: ...
Sucre LePerdu: Thanks for knockin' everyone out for us Student!
Good job!
Student: Good job.
Broccoli: AAHHHH R-RIGHT!
EXCELLENT WORK!
This does... help actually
You are helping...
Student: Help-ing.
Broccoli: here (puts the sun hat on Student's head)
Student: ...
Broccoli: ...
Sucre LePerdu: My stars are you BLINDFOLDING HER??
Broccoli: Look it's... easier to deal with them this way!
They shouldn't move while they've got the blindfold on
But keep an eye on them would ya?
Sucre LePerdu: fine
Student: ...








Comments (34)
Love how Broccoli goes from "it" to "they" once Sucre convinces them that Student is still a person despite their weirdness. Student is still acting a bit ominous, but I think Broccoli is warming up to them. A bit, perhaps.
Also, perhaps a bit off-topic, but I was doing a run of PokéRogue (all gen 7) and noticed my Pokemon followed a bit of a theme. Naturally I had to capitalize off of it.
mimikyu's fitting for broccoli
It really does look like or fit all of them
student standing there made me audibly freak out so hard my pigeons made milk
You and your pigeons really like vegetable soup, don't you?
Why do you make talking about PIGEONS MAKING MILK
Wait that means Student's girlfriend is still alive! The ship can have a happy ending!
YAY
this may be spoilers but, nay sadly
why would you say 'this may be spoilers' then say the spoilers
what is the purpose what do you gain
oh both of them refer to Student by their own pronouns!
STUDENT USES MIRROR PRONOUNS CONFIRMED!!
I AM THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST